It's not every day that Jesus asked to be my friend. Not just Jesus, but Jesus Jesus. I was curious about this latest Facebook friend. It says that I have three mutual friends. Facebook is great about offering information. You just click on the "3 mutual friends" link and you can find out who those three friends are. Who, I wondered, among my friends knows Jesus...Jesus Jesus that is.
Well, the first thing I learned is that Facebook doesn't know how to count. There are four names listed as the three mutual friends who know Jesus Jesus.
I only marginally recognize one of those names so I'm thinking that I have very little in common with Jesus...Jesus Jesus...and maybe even with Jesus Jesus Jesus.
Yes, there really is a Jesus Jesus Jesus. And guess what...he bears an amazing resemblance to Jesus Jesus. There were two other things I noticed. First was that all these Jesus guys have nothing to say, though they do seem to be partial to blonds and the flag of Israel.
And something else. Jesus Jesus likes images of our Holy Temple, destroyed over 2,000 years ago. I have to be honest. This Jesus guy makes me nervous. I'm not sure what he wants but I'm pretty sure I'm not interested.
I've gotten some pretty strange friend requests over the years, but I think this one just about tops them all.
Well, the first thing I learned is that Facebook doesn't know how to count. There are four names listed as the three mutual friends who know Jesus Jesus.
Yes, there really is a Jesus Jesus Jesus. And guess what...he bears an amazing resemblance to Jesus Jesus. There were two other things I noticed. First was that all these Jesus guys have nothing to say, though they do seem to be partial to blonds and the flag of Israel.
And something else. Jesus Jesus likes images of our Holy Temple, destroyed over 2,000 years ago. I have to be honest. This Jesus guy makes me nervous. I'm not sure what he wants but I'm pretty sure I'm not interested.
I've gotten some pretty strange friend requests over the years, but I think this one just about tops them all.
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